I know some of you are freelancers and don't have a boss. It saddens me that you're missing the infinite pleasures of performance reviews. For a small fee, I can pretend to be your boss and organize your annual performance review.
I've had all the weakness beaten out me by bad bosses. We should thank them for culling the herd. I have to fake crying at performance reviews now. They must not know my secret.
I was a manager once and hated it - I have been a supervisor a few times and didn't like that much either - best thing about both is u have more of a free rain to do want u want lol
I think the slacker tip has already caught on. Maybe someone stole it from you and took credit for it. Before you mastered the art of managing that is.
I know some of you are freelancers and don't have a boss. It saddens me that you're missing the infinite pleasures of performance reviews. For a small fee, I can pretend to be your boss and organize your annual performance review.
I've had all the weakness beaten out me by bad bosses. We should thank them for culling the herd. I have to fake crying at performance reviews now. They must not know my secret.
Smillew, you’re evil for putting this out there 😂
To make an employee cry is much easier than you think, Smillew! Nonetheless, your tips on corporal depravity are priceless.
I was a manager once and hated it - I have been a supervisor a few times and didn't like that much either - best thing about both is u have more of a free rain to do want u want lol
I think the slacker tip has already caught on. Maybe someone stole it from you and took credit for it. Before you mastered the art of managing that is.
These are me favorite lines, Smillew:
Humans love surprises.
“I’m not sure your father would have been proud of your work this year.”
Diabolical..... yet so true.